I'MA ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS AND SHIT

Name Questions
First Name: Andre
Middle Name(s): Martin (so badass)
Last Name: Something
What does your best friend call you? Dizz, faggot, fatass, Dizzy, That one guy
What does your mom call you? Uh, stuff your mom would call you.
What does your dad call you? Monkey
What do your grandparents call you? MY NAME
What does you boyfriend/girlfriend call you? I'm lonely. GIVE ME PITTY!
Any other nicknames you care to share? HOW SHOULD I KNOW?

Lifetime Questions
What's your date of birth? March 31, 200X
What time was it when you were born? NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
Where were you born? Florida, U.S.A's dick?
Who was there when you were born? Some fucking family, doctors, and shit!
What was your first word? I don't know.
When did you learn to walk? After I learned about running and running into things.

Home, Sweet, Home
Where did you live when you were born? SOME FUCKING APARTMENT PLACE
Who did you live with? My parents
How many times have you moved? Twice
Name all the cities/towns you've lived in. MIAMI
Name all the people you've lived with. MY PARENTS, SOME KID WE CALL YM BROTHER, SOME OLD PEOPLE, AND THE DOG
Do you like where you currently live? Guess so
Where's your favorite place that you've lived? THAT ONE HOUSE
Are you planning to move soon? No
If so, to where? I SAID NO STUPID
If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be and why? I dunk know. Oh and Kat person if your reading this I'd like to say I WENT THROUGH A BUNCH OF HURRICANES SO I AM BADASS!
When you "grow-up" where do you want to live? Some fucking magic cave.

I SHOULD BE IN HIGH SCHOOL

NOT EVEN IN COLLEGE

Romance Questions
Currently/
Single or Taken: Single
If taken, by whom? I ANSWERED THIS DIPSHIT
...who asked who? O*YBOYBOUNP, YOU DON'T LISTEN
...will it be forever or is it just temporary? FUCK YOU
If single, do you like someone? No, maybe.
...do they like you? Do you like being ugly?
...who is this mystery person anyway? You
...do you enjoy being single? SURE, WHY NOT? I AM TOTALLY NOT ENVIOUS OF ANYONE. NUH UH!

Your Past/
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you have? None, again, pity me.
Who were they? You
How many people have you kissed? PITY ME
How old were you when you had your first boyfriend/girlfriend? AGAIN, NEVER HAD
How old were for your first kiss? YOU SUCK AT GRAMMAR
Did your parents have rules about when you could start dating? UIBHOIYUBOYUI, YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION
If so, what were they? *facepalm*

Your Future/
Do you want to get married? Possibly
If so, when? SOMEDAY, GOD, SO PERSISTENT
...where? ON A FUCKING AWESOME FORTRESS
...to whom? SOMEONE
Do you want children? SURE, MAKE MORE PEOPLE LIKE ME
If so, when? When you stop asking me shit.
...how many? 1 or 2.
...with whom? I CAN RE-PRODUCE ASEXUALLY BITCH

Your Friends
How many deviantART friends do you have? I dunno
Do you actually know and talk to all of them? Sure
How many close friends do you have? A BUNCH
Who was your first friend? SOMEONE
Who's your newest friend? WE COULD BE FRIENDS! CONTACT ME OR SOMETHING! I DARE YOU! No, srsly do it faggot. :3
Do you make friends easily? Who knows?
Are you a good friend? SURE
What do you like to do with your friends? HANG OUT AND CAUSE ANARCHY
How did you meet most of your friends? BEING ME

Your Best Friend
I CAN'T CHOSE

Your Family
What's your mom's name? Renee
How old is she? Fuck do you want to know?
Where is she right now? Asleep.
Do you get along? Yeah sure
What's your dad's name? Efrain
How old is he? Again, why do you want to know?
Where is he right now? Asleep
Do you get along? Sure
How many of your grandparents have you had the chance to meet? I forgot
How many are still alive today? I don't keep track.
Do you see them often? My dad's. We live with them.
Do you get along with them? I guess
How many of your great grandparents have you had the chance to meet? None.
How many are still alive today? *shrug*
Do you see them often? >B^U
Do you get along with them? >: (
How many aunts and uncles do you have? TOO FUCKING MANY AJHIOSDA;
How many first cousins (your mom and dad's siblings' children) do you have? I have no fucking idea.
How many second cousins (your mom and dad's first cousins) Pfft, like I honestly keep track.
How many other cousins do you have? A DAMN LOT.
Do you get along with most of your cousins? PROBABLY
Are you older or younger than most of them? IT VARIES
Who's your favorite cousin? None
Who's your least favorite? None
If so, how many? F U
...what are their names? GOD SO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS! KAT PERSON, WHO'D YOU GET THIS FROM?!?!
...how old are they? AHHHHHHH
...do you get along with them? YEAH ALRIGHT

Lasts
Who was the last person you saw? MY ROOMATE GORDON FREEMAN
Who was the last person you talk to on AIM or Yahoo or MSN, etc.? LILLYLIVERS AND RANDOMDCE
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? MY DAD
Who was the last person you had a text conversation with? NOONE CAUSE MY MOM HASN'T PAID FOR THE PHONE
What was the last thing you drank? A FUCKING COKE.
...ate? SOME FROZEN PIZZAS. COWABUNGA!.
What was the last thing you watched on the TV? CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM
...did you enjoy it? YES, LARRY DAVID IS A PRETTY COOL GUY
Whose was the last funeral you attended? NONE
...did you cry? NEVER WNT TO ONE

Locations
Where are you currently? MY ROOM
Where was the last place you went (in the building)?H BATHROOM
Where was the last place you went (outside the building)? SCHOOL
Are there any lights on in the room you're in? YEAH
If so, which ones? LAMP! NUGGA NUGGA NOOCH!
Is there anyone else in the room with you? NO
If so, who? BLANK

Today
What's the date? October 13th
What day of the week is it? Tuesday
When did you wake up? 7:30 LIKE ALWAYS
...why? CAUSE OF SCHOOL STUPID
When did you get out of bed? GOD DAMMIT 7:30
...why? SCHOOL YOU GODDAMN NIMROD
How many meals have you had today? A BILLION CAUSE I'M FAT AND UGLY. YET I AM DAMN ATTRACTIVE! HA HA!
...who were you with? PEOPLE
How many people have you spoken to in person today? A BUNCH
...who? A BUNCH
How many people have you spoken to on the phone today? OIUBGIOU
...who? BDGBNRTNTMUA
How many people have you texted today? DYNFYNXGN
...who? HNDFMNSMTY
How many people have texted you today? UKXMHHMGCXFZTYJRT
...who? JF,DGUMGC,,
How many people have you IM'd/have IM'd you today? I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS
...who? WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?
Has today been a good day so far? SURE, WHY NOT?

Tomorrow
I DON'T KNOW DAMMIT
Favorites
Color(s): Blue, Black, Red, Green, a bunch
Number: 95, 31, 42
Food(s): I'm fat, i like a lot of things.
Drink(s): Again with the fat.
Actor(s): People
Actress(es): People
Movie(s): A lot?
TV Show(s): A lot.
Book(s): A lot
Magazine(s): Stuff
Author(s): A lot
Animal(s): SOME FUCKING THINGS
Type(s) of Music: I listen to quite literally everything, as long as it sounds good to my ear.
Band(s): Too many to list.
Singer(s): Again, way too many to list.
CD(s): *shrugs*
Song(s): I don't know.
Board Game(s): I don’t play board games anymore
Card Game(s): Meh
Misc. Game(s): Vidiya gamez
Season: All
Month: March, Novemeber, October, December
Holiday(s): I DON'T KNOW
Day of the week: EVERYDAy

Currently
TOO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS GOD I HATE YOU SO MUCH WHOEVER MADE THIS! HEY KAT PERSON, LET'S HANG OUT OR SOMETHING K? CAUSE YOU KNOW I'M ABSOLUTELY LONELY AND SHIT! WE'D BE FRIENDS! :3